Monday Monday..

Hmm.. It's fair to say that Monday sucks, for a great many reasons.

1) The Conway Sisters. Why are they still in X-Idol? They can't sing, they're a bunch of munters, and they've been driving me to distraction. At least B*Witched had the fit blonde one. Who's voting for this wank-sacks?

2) George Best. Or rather, his family. So, his son is a bit busy out clubbing to go and see him, and his girlfriend has gone on holiday to Tenerife. Of course, his ex-wife wants to see him, but mainly because she's a media-hungry pigdog. So, you divorced him much earlier in the year, but still go by his surname? Would that be because the only currency you have in the celebrity world is that you used to boink a fat yellow ex-footballer?

3) Annoying knobs in the pub. Photo to come. Some twat that looked like he thought he was the bees-knees, when he was in fact a bald waste of space. Getting a sneaky photo was quite tricky, but I'll post it up soon.

4) Changing the clocks. My body isn't ready for it! I woke up at 5am this morning cos of the clocks change. No fair!