Things that annoyed me this weekend
Studio Line Hot Straight
OK, I was in a relatively bad mood, hungover, in a hotel in Putney having been woken up far too early. However, this annoyed me a lot! And is still doing so!
Don't get me wrong, Beyonce is well worth it, but isn't there something wrong about someone with fake hair advertising products for how great your hair will look when you use them? Of course your hair looks good - whenever it's not, you just get some new stuff stuck on - and that's only if you're not wearing a wig that day! It's even worse than those cosmetic adverts where they do the before - after face shots, before when the woman's just got back from a 10 mile run through pigshit, and after when she's been in a spa all day and been treated to a grand's worth of makeup.. At least then it's the same face, as opposed to just strapping on a different wig and saying "Ooh! Look how nice!".
Bah.
In other hair advert news, the Tresemme one where they advertise their freeze hold hairspray? You look like a fucking sheepdog, petal. Yes, it may be cheap. Yes, it may have started in salons. But no, it does not look trendy. No, you do not look good. You look like you've styled your hair by dropping a toaster in the bath. You were quite nice before that bloke started on you. Sort it out.
OK, I was in a relatively bad mood, hungover, in a hotel in Putney having been woken up far too early. However, this annoyed me a lot! And is still doing so!
Don't get me wrong, Beyonce is well worth it, but isn't there something wrong about someone with fake hair advertising products for how great your hair will look when you use them? Of course your hair looks good - whenever it's not, you just get some new stuff stuck on - and that's only if you're not wearing a wig that day! It's even worse than those cosmetic adverts where they do the before - after face shots, before when the woman's just got back from a 10 mile run through pigshit, and after when she's been in a spa all day and been treated to a grand's worth of makeup.. At least then it's the same face, as opposed to just strapping on a different wig and saying "Ooh! Look how nice!".
Bah.
In other hair advert news, the Tresemme one where they advertise their freeze hold hairspray? You look like a fucking sheepdog, petal. Yes, it may be cheap. Yes, it may have started in salons. But no, it does not look trendy. No, you do not look good. You look like you've styled your hair by dropping a toaster in the bath. You were quite nice before that bloke started on you. Sort it out.
posted by Paul C at 4:38 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home